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'All I know is that we found him on Monster.com.'
"Would you like to hear about our retirement plan?"
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"I'd like to create some important art but I can only afford three assistants.''
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"My leaving Wilkins & Jennings was perfectly amicable. They felt that I should be fired, and I agreed."
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'So. . .why do you want to work for us?'
"They fixed the printer."
"I'm sorry, sir, but I don't believe you know us well enough to call us the Fed."
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"We have very little need these days to employ a cudgel."
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"It's time to restock the cubicles."
"I want you to go down to Florida and whack this guy, goes by the name 'Mickey da Mouse'."
'Mr Bagley, I'm afraid there's rather more to being a bishop than having your own hat.'
"I see Wall Street is hiring again."
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"We've embarked on a minority-hiring program, and at present we're taking on only people with small, aristocratic feet."
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"Here at Wiblington Social Services we value our staff and respect the need to treat them all as individuals. This for example is individual No. 126GH/89."
"We're down to two potential hires: you and an efficiency algorithm on a Malaysian server barge."
"Crumple this into a little ball, will you?"
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"This is a very impressive manifesto."
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"You'll find it on page 46, paragraph 23, clause 18 of your contract under 'any other business'"
Help wanted - Better help wanted.
I don't know there's something about the guy in the middle, he just doesn't look right
'We are fully committed to stamping out sexism so we really want you to see yourself as one of the chaps.'
'Pick a contract...any contract!'
"I'm looking for someone who's qualified to cover my mistakes."
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'We don't believe a word of this c.v... And we'd like to offer you a job.'