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"Incentive plan? Your paycheck clears. How's that for incentive?"
"I'm looking for a position where I can slowly lose sight of what I originally set out to do with my life, with benefits."
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'Coming into work today I teared up on hearing 'The Way We Were'.'
"I'm afraid the time when you could retire with a carriage clock and gilt edged pension are over..."
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'Aye, laddie, we do have an employee incentive program!'
'Remember, Spike, he gets a 1/2 hour lunch. One minute more and you attack!'
"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."
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"I work here because I need health insurance. I need health insurance because I work here."
'Morale soared when we installed the Nurf Basketball.'
I need someone who'll ask the tough questions, no matter how risky.
'I'm going to train you to 'Confront Difficult People'... okay, raise your hands if you're a difficult person.'
'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'
'Keep your head down... we seem to have blundered into a vendor crossfire!'
"If you were to take a bullet for me we'd be willing to provide limited medical coverage."
'It's the only way we know to keep people from surfing all day.'
'I promise to work on our relationship as soon as I get home.'
No we don't have a retirement plan, but we give you time off to buy lottery tickets...
'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'
Sabbatical Diary: Day Six - I notice my surroundings.
James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.
'I think you'll like working here. We have an on-site work-out room, dry cleaner, and, for those who need it, electro shock therapy center.'
'Sometimes, it's good to get a different perspective.'
"There are no medical or pension benefits, but the employees' lounge has excellent free coffee."
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"At this company we treat all our employees the same. All pay, hours and benefits suck for everyone."
"Corporate thinks it's time we updated our motivational strategies."