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'Of course, Mr. Handley here is the one who does all the hiring and firing.'
Boss about employee: 'He has a spark of genius, but he also has ignition problems.'
'Ok, you invented the wheel, but what have you done for me lately?'
'You are this week's top person on the team pyramid.'
"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."
"I was hoping my employee evaluation would be more than, 'You don't suck.'"
"I hope you'll tell me if you are feeling any stress."
"Mr. Rod gave me my employee review. He said I totally 'meet expectations'."
Theodore Cleaver, the Corporate Years
Employee Evaluation - I'm sorry, but we have stopped animal testing.
"Would you mind if I use foul and offensive language during your employee evaluation?"
"Before we begin with your employee evaluation, how proficient are you at fisticuffs?"
"When you said you'd give 110%...we didn't realize that was like most people's 50%"
"She's also the only one who knows how to unjam the copy machine."