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"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."
"Any last words before we begin your evaluation?"
"I was hoping my employee evaluation would be more than, 'You don't suck.'"
"I hope you'll tell me if you are feeling any stress."
"Mr. Rod gave me my employee review. He said I totally 'meet expectations'."
"She's also the only one who knows how to unjam the copy machine."
"Would you mind if I use foul and offensive language during your employee evaluation?"
'Your co-workers are complaining again about your superiority complex, Simmons.'
"When you said you'd give 110%...we didn't realize that was like most people's 50%"
"Before we begin with your employee evaluation, how proficient are you at fisticuffs?"