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Company Creamer Turned Sour: 'I hope the account director likes his coffee chunky-style. Or maybe I should hold out for the son of the CEO.'
"Johnson, what are you doing? It's not time for your break yet."
"How many calories do you think we burn by pressing these buttons each day?"
"I can't go back to work...I didn't bring a change of clothes."
Jungle Staff Room
Eggs in the Break Room.
"To get more productivity, I replaced the employee's coffee with an energy drink."
'On my diet you can eat whatever you want as long as you spend the majority of your time standing next to people who weigh more than you.'
'Do you ever text yourself to avoid an unpleasant...wait, I just received an important text!'
'Be careful today. It's a real jingle out there.'
'I told you not to kick the vending machine!'
'You know we can't fire Jackson. He's the only one around here willing to clean the office coffee pot!'
'You asked for a lounge, now you got one.'
"Wish granted. A cafeteria."
Employee Break Room: Eat, drink, but don't you dare be merry!