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'That's right, I'm offering you faint praise. I'm feeling magnanimous today.'
'Should you ever wish to give me feedback on my performance as your supervisor, Timmons, please don't let the fact that I am a nightmarish demon spawned in the blackest pits of hell discourage you.'
"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."
'Recent research has shown that a spycam can greatly improve the honor code.'
Civil & Uncivil Servants.
'I agree that you deserve some recognition. Who are you?'
"Business has been so good that I can now pay you a salary...mom!"
'Yes, yes, Bestwick, we agreed you're right, but, if you will recall, we also agreed, 'So what?''
'Morale is worse than we feared!'
"I'm willing to rehire you, if you drop the lawsuit. If that sounds good, blink twice."
'Yes?' (Boss has his feet up on the desk,the soles of the shoes spell 'NO'. He is addressing an employee)
"What makes you think this company has grown too large and impersonal, 78273?"
The Adventures of Morton.
'Ms. Willard, if I said 'have a nice day' to you, I'd have to say 'have a nice day' to all my employees.'
'Look over my shoulder and die!'
'How was my evaluation They really cut me down to size.'
'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'
Dog uses suggestions box to demand feeding
"Yes, we are experiencing some employee relations issues."
"Under our new definition of 'what is a sale?', he hasn't made any this year."
'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'
"I've been hearing some disturbing comments about you, Parker, some of your employees think you're a nice guy!"
'I like them, sir, but the union are unhappy you've turned their list of grievances into origami.'
Atilla the Hun, sadly neglected by historians for his progressive approach to personnel management.
"Are you the same Harry Smith who came in here in 1983 asking for a rise?"