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'We would like to see you put a little more worry into your work.'
'Should you ever wish to give me feedback on my performance as your supervisor, Timmons, please don't let the fact that I am a nightmarish demon spawned in the blackest pits of hell discourage you.'
'Here, here and here the copier was jammed...'
'How long have you been working here?' - 'Ever since the boss threatened to fire me.'
Boss: 'Yes, I did say you had potential - the problem is you don't seem to have quite as much of it as I originally thought you did!'
'Since we installed the coffeepots, production has really picked up.'
"Mr. Rod gave me my employee review. He said I totally 'meet expectations'."
'Stein, have you given any thought to using performance enhancing drugs?'
"Overall, your performance review is good, although I wonder if you are taking your job seriously enough."