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'There goes another one. Perhaps we should look into that employee satisfaction thing.'
"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"
Tags:social media, working environment, work environment, employee satisfaction, worker satisfaction, corporate environment, corporate environments, working environments, opinion, opinions, social network, social networks, social networking, corporate ladder, business ladder, business ladders, corporate ladders
Extreme Coworking Space
Tags:extreme, extremes, small, tiny, cubicle, cubicles, office, offices, office worker, office workers, corporate drone, corporate drones, impersonal, employee, employees, employee satisfaction, cut costs, cuts costs, cutting costs, corporate culture, corporate ladder, coworker, coworkers, colleague, colleagues, personal space, share, shared, shared office, shared offices, partnership, partnerships, overcrowded, crowded, crowding
'I'm currently looking to hire a workaholic who feels the good job he does is compensation enough.'
'My sources tell me, Jenkins, that you've requested one lunch break and several bathroom breaks each day. I consider that a sign of weakness. You're fired.'
The Shepherd's Staff. . .
Tags:sheep, shepherds, sheep farmer, sheep farmers, sheep farming, shepherd, staff, shepherd's staff, staffs, worker morale, worker satisfaction, employee morale, employee satisfaction, delegation, workload, workloads, complaint, complaints, employee, employees, employer, employers, relations, reynolds unwrapped
'We haven't had a chance to formally consult everyone about the pay offer yet...'
'We should have been prepared for it...we've had an outbreak of office rage!'
Tags:office rage, desk rage, office-rage, desk-rage, bad mood, bad moods, working environment, working environments, work environment, work environments, employee, employees, employer, employers, anger, angry, rage, rages, enraged, stress ball, stress balls, employee satisfaction, office morale, employee morale
"I'm telling you, Harper, we're in the wrong business."
Tags:fastfood, fast food, fastfood worker, fastfood workers, unskilled labour, unskilled labourer, unskilled labourers, fastfood outlet, fastfood outlets, suit, suits, business men, business man, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, business person, fastfood restaurant, fastfood restaurants, in the wrong business, job satisfaction, unsuited, unsuitable, employee satisfaction, stuck up, pretentious, pretentiousness, conceit, conceited
'I think you'll like working here. We have an on-site work-out room, dry cleaner, and, for those who need it, electro shock therapy center.'
"I hate my job!"
Tags:employee satisfaction, job satisfaction, job, jobs, employee, employees, employer, employers, work satisfaction, toothbrush, toothbrushes, toilet brush, toilet brushes, toilet, toilets, bathroom, bathrooms, reynolds unwrapped, career change, career changes, empathy, empathize, empathise, empathizing
The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.
"We're still falling a bit short on achieving the...uh...highest state of satisfaction."
Sad businessman hiding behind a happy face.
"The money's okay, but this isn't very FULFILLING."
Tags:beg, begs, beggar, begger, beggers, beggars, begging, begged, tramp, tramps, bum, bums, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, homeless, homelessness, poor, poverty, hobo, hobos, fulfilling, fulfill, fulfillment, money, career, careers, career plan, career plans, job, jobs, vocation, vocations, job satisfaction, employee satisfaction
'As 'essential workers' we ought to give them tents and maybe water twice a day.'
"Martin seems to be happy here, but wait 'til he's been here a day."
"We're not a union shop. You can't have health & dental benefits, plus a drug plan, and a salary too!"
It was a dumb job in a dumb town, and Ricky was dumb, too. That's exactly why he was a happy guy.
'We've got a high staff fluctuation, that's why it's not worth furnishing the offices.'
'My story? I was phoning my boss when I thought the sweepstake's people were at my door and I told him to take his job and shove it.'
"Let me get back to you. It looks like management has finally come up with a concrete solution to our problem of constant staff turnover."
Tags:staff turnover, staff rotation, recruiting, hiring problems, staff morale, employee morale, concrete, cement, concrete pouring, cement pouring, cement mixing, enslavement, employee satisfaction, cement mixer, cement mixers, cement overshoes, concrete solutions, staff shortages, staff shortage, hr, human resources, personnel
"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."
Tags:suggestion, suggestions, suggestion box, suggestion boxes, complaint, complaints, unsolicited advice, unwanted advice, firing, getting fired, signed confession, disgruntled, disgruntled employee, disgruntled employees, employee complaint, office communication, employee satisfaction, manager, managers, executive decision, executive decisions, staff reduction, staff reductions
"I could tell you're not happy. You haven't been wagging your tail."
Tags:body language, body-language, tail, tails, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, dog person, dog people, boss, bosses, wagging, employee morale, employee satisfaction, worker satisfaction, worker morale, working environment, working environments, work environment, work environment
"Try the fancy new coffee machine. It's part of the school's new teacher retention program."