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'For some strange reason personnel want us to review our equal opportunities employment policies!'
I think I'll take the afternoon off."
Tags:employment, unemployment, unemployed, jobless, fired, laid off, lay off, lay offs, lay-off, lay-offs, homeless, hobo, hobos, bum, bums, pigeon, pigeons, bird, birds, park, parks, bench, benches, city life, city living, urban life, urban living, modern, modern world, modern life, desperate, desperate times, desperate measures, economy, economics, economic, crash, financial crash, time off, afternoon off, day off
"Besides caring too much? I'd probably have to go with Kryptonite."
Tags:superhero, superheroes, hero, heros, job interview, recruit, new recruit, recruiter, recruiting, potential employee, new employee, hire, hiring, human resources, hr, career, careers, job, jobs, work, employment, employer, weakness, what is your weakness, kryptonite, job search, job hunting, weaknesses
Paycheck Beach Towel
Tags:paycheck, paychecks, payday, payday check, payday checks, monthly salary, sunbathe, sunbath, sunbathing, employment, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, beach vacation, beach vacations, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, sunbathers, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations
Job Creation Scheme.
Worm job fair.
"Oh, Lord! Now we're getting resumes along with the Chinese menus."
Tags:business, businesses, small business, business owner, business owners, resumes, resume, cv, curriculum vitae, employment, employer, employers, employee, employees, unemployment, urban, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, chinese food, chinese food menu, menu, menus, food, foods, takeout, takeaway, delivery, restaurant, restaurants, fast food, marketing, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, mail, mailbox, junk mail, mailer, mailers, flyer, flyers, c/v, c/vs
Career Paths Inc.
'All I know is that we found him on Monster.com.'
"It's a fine résumé, but the best I can offer you right now is a cameo in accounting."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, hiring, hr, h.r., human resources, recruiting, recruiter, recruiters, recruitment, interview, interviews, job, jobs, position, positions, candidate, candidates, applicant, applicants, prospective, employee, employees, employment, unemployment, work, resume, resumes, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, movie, movies, film, films, studio, studios, cameo, cameos, role, roles, accounting, best, agent, agents, agency, agencies, actor, actors, acting, talent, modern life
'Whoa...crushing the will to live and an illusion of full employment! You really are ahead of your time, Igor.'
"You get five paid sick days and two disgruntled days."
Tags:employed, employment, employer, employers, sick day, sick days, sick leave, disgruntled, disgruntlement, employment law, worker benefits, workers benefits, worker's benefits, bad employer, bad employers, unfulfilled, unfulfilling, unfulfilling job, unfulfilling jobs, unfulfilling work, ill, illness, unwell, sick, sickness, entitlement, new job, new jobs, contract, contracts, job contract, job contracts, work contract, work contracts, unhappy, unhappiness, job satisfaction
'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'
"Would you like to hear about our retirement plan?"
Tags:businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, interview, interviews, interview skills, employment, employ, employed, unemployed, salary, pay cut, cut, cuts, budget cut, budget cuts, undervalued, undersold, undersell, financial crash, negotiate, negotiation, negotiating, contract, contract dispute, contracts, benefit, benefits, cryo, cryofreeze, retirement, retirement plan, retirement plans, human resources
'How are the job opportunities here tonight?'
"For the last time - don't call me when I'm pretending to work."
"We're looking for people to fire."
Tags:honest, honesty, honesty is the best policy, hire, hired, hiring, hires, personnel, hr, h r, h.r., human resources, business, big business, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, exec, execs, executive, manager, management, corporate, corporation, corporations, employment, employed, fire, fired, firing, office worker, office drone, office drones, excuse, excuses, interview, interviews, interview skills, capitalism, late stage capitalism, sardonic, sarcastic
"Hey, relax, Ron - the big cutback I'm talking about implementing around here is my chocolate."
"Your mommy, Caitlin, is a hired gun."
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, assassin, assassins, bodyguards, bodyguard, mercenary, mercenaries, business, businesses, executive, executives, businesswoman, businesswomen, politics, political, job, jobs, work, worker, workers, employment, career, careers
'So. . .why do you want to work for us?'
"My leaving Wilkins & Jennings was perfectly amicable. They felt that I should be fired, and I agreed."
Tags:firing, fired, sack, sacked, sacking, unemployed, unemployed, unemployment, employ, employment, employs, employment, hiring, hired, personnel, staff, amicable, optimistic, optimism, business, businesses, office, offices, spin, spinning, positive, positive spin, spins, job, jobs, fire, recruitment, recruiting, worker, workers, quit, quitting, quits
"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."
Tags:recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, interviewing, interview skills, multitask, multitasking, employment, employee, employees, employer, employers, job, jobs, career, careers, distraction, distractions, hiring manager, hiring managers, hiring, first impression, first impressions, strengths, weaknesses, selling point
"Dorothy, Mr Zwerdling won't be in today - here's a list of people he wants sacked."
"Corporate Diversity would like you to get a sex change."
Tags:multiculturalism, multicultural, diversity, diverse, diversity in the workplace, employee, employees, employer, employers, work, workplace, employment, corporate, corporate culture, corporate mentality, corporation, corporations, office, offices, white collar, white-collar, white collar jobs, job, jobs, career, careers, variety, varieties, mixture, acceptance, respect, respect one another, respect differences, team, teamwork, work together, equality, equal, equal opportunity, equal opportunity employers
"So how long is your extended administrative leave?"
Tags:word play, play on words, word, words, administrative leave, leave, forced leave, bad vacation, vacation time, annual leave, business, business humor, business humour, office, corporate, jail, prison, employment, unemployed, unemployment, prisons, jail time, prison time, jails, crimes, criminal, white collar crime, white collar criminals, white collar criminal, sugar, sugar coated, sugar coating, sugar coating it, sugar-coat, sugar-coating, pinch of salt