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"I've got some skills - I'm just not sure they add up to a 'set.'"
"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."
"I've got an opening for a project manager in a corporation that will chew you up and spit you back out on the street in record time. Interested?"
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"It appears you're a bit overqualified to be exploited but somewhat underqualified to exploit others."
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"My most recent position was under a house."
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'Sorry, Benson, but I automatically fire anyone who complains that I'm too autocratic.'
"I'm available every day except one."
"I'll be frank - we offered it to Mario Cuomo first, but he turned it down."
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'The employment agency said you were looking for someone to do light housekeeping.'
"Where do you see yourself when the hot weather hits?"
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'Employment agency: We have lots of jobs for robots, apps, drones.'
"As a politician, I was a flip-flopper. So a job at a hedge fund would be perfect for me."
Someone who knows apostrophes
"There are several openings if you're willing to cross over to the dark side."
Employment agencies preference for migrant workers.
"Any talents besides tasting good?"
"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"
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"Note to self: contact employment agency - regarding boxing careers."
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"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."
'Got any rugby jobs?'
"The only job open is that of 'human cannonball'...lousy pay, but frequent flyer miles."
"It appears you're a bit overqualified to be exploited, but somewhat underqualified to exploit others."
"It says here that you're looking for a temporary position. Would caddy for me today be temporary enough?"
"Sorry. With fake news and alt facts, we've got nothing for you."
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