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'Whoa...crushing the will to live and an illusion of full employment! You really are ahead of your time, Igor.'
Bread Winner-Need More Dough
"I've stopped carrying a briefcase. I don't like to flaunt my employment."
Tags:flaunt, flaunts, flaunting, flaunted, briefcase, briefcases, brief-case, brief-cases, employment, employments, employee, employees, unemployment, unemployment level, unemployment levels, unemployment figures, office job, office jobs, corporate culture, accessory, accessories, showing off, show-off, show off, show offs, showing-off
'It's a new arrangement called a 'reverse salary', Pilpot. You pay us for the privilege of working here.'
'He quickly became irreplaceable when we saw the size of his severance package.'
'What is this copyright notice, from OnlineResumesForYou, doing at the bottom of your resume?'
"It appears you're a bit overqualified to be exploited but somewhat underqualified to exploit others."
Tags:underqualified, overqualified, employment agency, employment agencies, employments, employee, employees, exploit, exploits, exploiting, exploitation, middle manager, middle managers, manager, managers, recruit, recruits, recruitment, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, late capitalism, capitalist, capitalism, middle ground, middle grounds, personnel, personnel department, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, interviewing
Graduation is scary in this job market.
'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'
'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'
"Apparently, fifty is the new unemployed."
Tags:ageism, ageist, ageists, unemployment, unemployed, fired, fire, fires, firing, sack, sacks, sacked, sacking, redundancy, redundancies, redundant, lay off, lay offs, lay-off, lay-offs, fifty, fifties, 50s, employment, employments, workplace prejudice, employment prejudice, hr, human resources, personnel
'The idea that the firm is dominated by boring white middle-aged male lawyers is clearly wrong...for example I know for a fact that Gerald wears a basque under his suit.'
'I don't do windows.'
More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.
Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.
Your employment has been terminated.
"Oh, I'm comfortable with a job offering minimum security. It reminds me of my last 4 years in prison."
"Well, of course I love you more than my job, dear. Didn't you get my memo regarding that?"
'I've got nothing to do and not enough time to do it.'
'Who's just happy to be employed?'
'Good news! There's some money in the budget so I can afford to fire you.'
'Bring me some more power.'
"Hello, watchdog over all tribunals, commissions and grievances speaking..."
Statue of Female Executive