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"I'd like you to meet my pillows."
'As you haven't left the house in weeks, I'm having you arrested.'
The garage sale had gone even better than they had expected. 'Both our kids are gone.' '...And we made an extra twenty bucks.'
Home Foreclosed Home.
"I really like your parents. They go out a lot."
'Here's one I wrote to cover the sound of my wife's voice telling me nobody is going to pay to hear my songs.'
'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'
I've been told to fear the empty nest syndrome, but I'd kind of like to find out for myself.
'-and my wife likes to rearrange the furniture from time to time!'
"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."