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"It's quite common, Senator. Most politicians are filled with hot air."
"I call Fred my '401-K'. Lots of promises but nothing to show for it."
"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"
"Why don't I get a job—then we can continue this discussion in my office."
"And if elected, I promise to keep making promises."
"And if elected, I promise you sunshine and flowers, and, for the first time ever, not one single gnat."
"Jeremy and I have so much in common. We both hate the same empty political rhetoric."
Corporate recycle: plastic/paper/empty promises.
Political Haiku - 'Smile, Cover Deceit. Offer them the moon, the stars. Empty promises? So?'
'It's a matter of interpretation...to a politician 'contract' like 'manifesto' simply means an 'empty promise'.'
Debating 'two' empty chairs.
"Hey, empty promises are better than no promises at all!"
'All the empty campaign promises have already been made.'
Horn of No Plenty.
'I promise ethanol in every tank.'
'I'm sorry, Senator - But the x-rays indicate you're full of hot air.'
'Turkey dot com.'
"Can I have some pancakes and syrup with that waffle please?"
"I'm voting for the candidate who promises a chicken in every pot."