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'The first aid team has the day off.'
'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'
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"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."
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'Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.'
'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'
"Can't you fellas read the sign? I can't let you wheel him in here."
'Hi, I'm from search and rescue, try not to move!'
'Victim has third-degree coverage across 46% of his face! We need to get him to the trauma center, stat!'
Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.
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'Wait 'til you see our new defibrillator. It's a Michael Graves design.'
"Take him back to the boat. He can still hold a winch handle."
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"Termite spray, stat!"
Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.
'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'
'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'
'No, he's not performing the Heimlich Maneuver!'
Trying to remember the mime lick maneuver
'Gesundheit! You must have an uncommon cold.'
A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.
Using a Defibrillator a paramedic can tell if Pinocchio is lying.
'I didn't see the man who mugged me, although he did wear $250 UV filtered aviator glasses by LeWit of Paris.'
'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'