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'The first aid team has the day off.'
'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'
'Victim has third-degree coverage across 46% of his face! We need to get him to the trauma center, stat!'
"Termite spray, stat!"
'No, he's not performing the Heimlich Maneuver!'
'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'
'Gesundheit! You must have an uncommon cold.'
A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.
Using a Defibrillator a paramedic can tell if Pinocchio is lying.
'I didn't see the man who mugged me, although he did wear $250 UV filtered aviator glasses by LeWit of Paris.'
'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'
'It's great that they taught you CPR, but I wish they'd also given you breath mints.'