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'Encryption. You must be joking. It took me six months just to learn how to email.'
'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'
'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'
"I got your email. Was it encrypted or is your spelling that bad?"
"According to IT, the security leak is coming from your workstation."
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"Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files."
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"Don't worry- your patients' electronic records will be safe across your network. I'm using an encryption based on doctor handwriting legibility."
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"Tech support? I want to get my grades encrypted."
"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."
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"Ed's job description has changed. He used to be a code-cracker. Now he's an encryption-disabler."
"How smart do you want it - encryption - wise? Do you want to outsmart hackers, terrorists, the FBI or the CIA?"
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"I know your work is highly classified, but couldn't you at least unencrypt yourself before you come home?"
"Any luck with decoding the competition's super secret internal communications?"
"No, my memo isn't encrypted...the spell check broke."
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"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."
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'It's not encryption software. His emails are just that incoherent.'
'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'
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'Well, YOU call it bad penmanship, I call it encryption.'
"Let me in to look around. Just this one time and I'll never bother you again..."
'Putting your text in Pig Latin isn't the same as encrypting.'
"What did you think of the encryption article?"
'We're in trouble. I've negotiated with a poker face, but never with an encrypted face!'