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'Encryption. You must be joking. It took me six months just to learn how to email.'
'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'
"I got your email. Was it encrypted or is your spelling that bad?"
"Tech support? I want to get my grades encrypted."
"How smart do you want it - encryption - wise? Do you want to outsmart hackers, terrorists, the FBI or the CIA?"
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"Ed's job description has changed. He used to be a code-cracker. Now he's an encryption-disabler."
"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."
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"I know your work is highly classified, but couldn't you at least unencrypt yourself before you come home?"
"Any luck with decoding the competition's super secret internal communications?"
"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."
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'It's not encryption software. His emails are just that incoherent.'
'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'
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'Well, YOU call it bad penmanship, I call it encryption.'
'Putting your text in Pig Latin isn't the same as encrypting.'
'We're in trouble. I've negotiated with a poker face, but never with an encrypted face!'
'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'
'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'
"This secret memo I'm typing needs to be encrypted. How do I turn off spell check?"
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