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'So we've had a long hot spell, what's the worst that could happen?'
Doomsdayer waves sign reading 'Told you so' in the apocalypse.
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"Has anyone seen my therapist?"
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Mr. Science Times
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"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."
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"I think the return of the pterodactyls is a little ominous!"
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'Well...let's just say that, on a very local level, you were right.'
"You keep saying apocalyptic but I think you mean post-apocalyptic."
How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'
"Anything new on that meteor?"
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"Oh wow, Countdown to End Times calendar, no, Dean, I don't already have one. Um, Happy New Year to you too."
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"And this time--no ark!"
The End is Near...You Wish.
"Aw, c'mon. It's only the end of the world."
"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."
"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"
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Day 11. Still can't tell if I'm the last human left alive after the apocalypse, or if it's just that no one is getting back to me.
Your dire prediction in this space. 1-555-826-1000
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So far, so good.
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"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."
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"I still want grandchildren.
Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.
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Man wears sign warning that the world is going to end.
'Just for me. My mother-in-law is coming to visit.'