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"Oh wow, Countdown to End Times calendar, no, Dean, I don't already have one. Um, Happy New Year to you too."
Tags:calendar, calendars, present, presents, gift, gilfs, bad present, bad presents, bad gift, bad gifts, co-worker, co-workers, colleague, colleagues, weird colleague, weird colleagues, new year, happy new year, new years gift, end times, end of the world, doomsday, doomsdayer, doomsdayers, apocalypse
"And this time--no ark!"
"Aw, c'mon. It's only the end of the world."
Day 11. Still can't tell if I'm the last human left alive after the apocalypse, or if it's just that no one is getting back to me.
"Yes, but what are your goals?"
"Bernard, nobody likes and 'I told you so.'"
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"The first time we see the sun in months, and it explodes."
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First National Bank of Armageddon
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"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."
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"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"
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'A Major Doomsday Event Is Nigh'
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End Time Bookstore: "No Credit"
"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."
So you want to survive a future hellscape?
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The End Of The World Came And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
"It is the end of the world, but who would have thought it would be so noninvasive and convenient."
The End is Ne...
The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'
'It says here that in the End Times I will be doing all these terrible things... Do you think there'll be a crisis if I refuse?'
Noah's Ark 2
Grim reaper is selling 2012 calendars. A man passing by says-'Talk about adding insult to injury . . . '
Apocalpyse falls on hard times: END TIMES
I Told You So
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"Do I have time to run to the store?"
The Four Truck Drivers of the Apocalypse