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'So we've had a long hot spell, what's the worst that could happen?'
'Good news! Our lobbyist got us on the endangered species list.'
"Fascinating, aren't they?"
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'As we can see, climate change has encouraged some species to adapt to new environments.'
"I hear we've been short-listed for extinction."
"As a species we're endangered. As an individual I'm in great shape."
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"But can they save themselves?"
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It's a wonder they aren't totally extinct!"
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"What difference does it make WHOSE fault it was?"
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"All the entrées are vegan, but they taste as good as endangered species."
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"When I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us."
"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."
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'Actually, the entire department was scheduled to be shut down until Bill, our resident genius, saved all our jobs by figuring out a way to get us designated as a protected wetland!'
"Becoming the frog king doesn't mean as much now that everyone else is extinct."
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The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.
Tags:boise, polar bear, polar bears, polar bear plunge, polar bear plunges, ice, ices, ice cold, ice cold water, water, endangered species, endangered, species, celebration, celebrate, celebration, happy, happiest, cold, colder, freeze, freezing, froze, frozen, charity, charity event, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"If we die, I want you to know Tim. I'm still super pi**ed you told Karen that I hooked up with Angela."
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"Well, of course they don't exist. Now."
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"Unicorns do exist!"
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"I'd complain, but I'm afraid of the bad press we'd get!"
Tags:pterodactyl, pterodactyls, gargoyle, gargoyles, bad press, endangered, endangered species, endangered species, nest, nests, nesting, complaint, complaints, complain, complains, complaining, real estate, architecture, architect, architects, bird of prey, birds of prey, nest, nests, nesting program, nesting programs, rehabilitate, rehabilitates, rehabilitating, rehabilitation
'An inconvenient truth meets an all-too convenient one.
"Before they became extinct you could see these all over the place!"
Endangered waterfowl with sign: 'Will work for habitat.'
"Day 431: I finally caught a glimpse of the elusive scapegoat."
Meanwhile, Deep in the Rain Forest...Save the Cities
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