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'It isn't just you, Wally. We're all on the endangered species list.'
"Do you have this in something a bit more endangered?"
the old endangered species trick.
'We're thinking of taking voluntary extinction.'
Not only is species extinction over-hyped, but Republicans are pretty sure that any birds we drive to extinction can be replaced by the next generation of warplanes.
What happens when the fate of wolves is decided by politicians instead of scientists?
'Don't let him fool you. . .he is not either an endangered species!'
'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'
'In other news, we've petitioned for inclusion on the endangered species list.'
'Endangered or non-endangered?'
'And you're quite sure we're an endangered species, Gerald?'
'Robert Johannes Van Helsing, we have reason to believe you are in wilful breach of the 1882 Transylvanian Endangered Species Act.'
'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'
'That's a sure way of getting on the endangered-species list.'
"One more peep out of you and you will be on the endangered list."
"Mum! I thought you said we weren't an endangered species."
"He's not on the critical list, but he's on the Endangered Species list."
"Yes, we're a protected species Mum, but to keep the humans honest, I want to become a lawyer so that I can fight them in court if needs be..."
"I'm sorry, these are tears of joy: I had not seen anybody of our species for years!"