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'Not the dog, not the dog, , ,'
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, pet, pets, pet lover, pet lovers, pet owner, pet owners, cats and dogs, cats vs dogs, enemy, enemies, natural enemy, natural enemies, spin the bottle, kiss, brevity, brevity, brevity
Too late, Buck remembered his father's advice: 'Never bring a potato to a gun fight.'
"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."
Tags:duels, guns, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, gun duel, gun duels, dueling, duelling, villain, villains, enemy, enemies, honor, honorable, fair, fairness, honour, honourable, victory, victories, scoundrel, scoundrel, insult, insults, insulting, pistol, pistols, pistols at dawn, guns at dawn, mankoff
"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must also be drawn and quartered."
Tags:king, kings, vengeance, revenge, enemy, enemies, frenemy, frenemies, jealous, jealousness, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, throne, thrones, drawing and quartering, tortures, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, competitive, competitive spirit, competitive spirits, competitor, competitors, competition, competitions, royal, royals, royalty, jealous, jealousy, self-interest, self-interested, dog eat dog
"John, do you know anything about fighting a duel this morning?"
Tags:duel, duels, duelling, dueling, duel fighter, duel fighters, sword fight, sword fights, oversleep, oversleeping, overslept, tardy, tardiness, late, lateness, sleeping on, over-slept, over sleep, gentlemen, gentleman, gentlemanly, conflict, conflicts, falling out, disagreement, disagreements, enemy, enemies, rival, rivals
"Can we get more salt shakers to represent the enemy scum?"
"The word you're looking for is 'rapprochement'."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, cat, feline, felines, cats, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, cats vs. dogs, dogs vs. cats, rival, rivals, rivalry, enemy, enemies, rapprochement, harmony, friendship, reconciliation
Know Your Enemy, all head coverings aren't equal
Tags:head covering, head coverings, know your enemy, enemy, enemies, neo-nazi, neo-nazis, swastika, swastikas, racism, islamophobia, islamophobia, muslim ban, muslim bans, trump donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, racist policies, anti-immigration, anti-migration, racist rhetoric, anti-immigration rhetoric
"I don't know about other paranoids but my enemies have armies."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, paranoia, paranoid, paranoids, enemy, enemies, army, armies, politics, war, wars, history, historical, dangerous, mad king, mad kinds
'It's a hatred bracelet. I made it for you.'
'... A raccoon, sure, even a skunk would be ok, but the cat?'
Tags:dating, dates, parent, parents, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, pet, pets, pet lover, pet lovers, pet owner, pet owners, cats and dogs, cats vs dogs, enemy, enemies, natural enemy, natural enemies, brevity, brevity
Most people don't know that cats and dogs used to be best friends until some thoughtless cartoonist began stirring up trouble in search of easy gags.
"Here's the deal. In exchange for a ceasefire, they'll share their technology."
Tags:ceasefire, ceasefires, technological advances, technological advancements, technical advancements, technical advances, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, prehistoric, prehistory, enemy, enemies, enemy forces, enemy force, truce, truces, rock, rocks, club, clubs, weapon, weapons, weapons technology, weapons tech
"It's less a funeral and more a celebration of his death."
"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, donald, trump, incompetent, incompetence, election, elections, the donald, toupee, toupees, tiny hands, little hands, baby hands, small hands, ed koch, koch, mayor, mayors, nyc, new york, new york city, feud, feuds, enemies, enemy
"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "
Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, mouse hole, mouse holes, mice, mouse, rat, rats, video game, video games, arcade game, arcade games, shooting gallery, shooting galleries, hunting, shooting, enemy, enemies, cats vs. mice, death, gun, guns, arcade, arcades, first-person shooting, pest control, pest management, exterminator, exterminators, pest, pests, rodent, rodents, extermination
"Remember, this is just an experiment."
Tags:failed experiment, personality clash, personality clashes, failed experiments, journalist, journalists, report, reports, anchor, anchors, co-anchor, co-anchors, cohost, cohosts, co-host, co-hosts, cat, cats, dog, dogs, canine, canines, feline, felines, natural enemy, natural enemies, new show, news shows, news program, news programs, news, reporter, reporters, fight, fights, fighting, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, personality, personalities, frenemy, frenemies, enemy, enemies
"I guess my wife couldn't make it."
"It's so early in the year, and that English teacher…. She's already up in my grill."
Tags:slang, slang term, slang terms, english, english teacher, english teachers, writing class, writing classes, writer, writers, grammar, bad grammar, adversary, adversaries, enemy, enemies, student, students, difficult student, difficult students, school year, school years, school, schools, teenager slang, teenager, teen, teens, millennial, millennials, generation z, grammar nazi, grammar nazis
"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."
Tags:parole, mailman, mailmen, mail man, mail men, parole hearing, parole hearings, dog, dogs, enemy, enemies, lawyer, lawyers, parole violation, parole violations, assault, assaults, attack, attacks, attacking, canine, canines, hearing, hearings, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, inmate, inmates, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners
The Letter E
Tags:enron, enemy, enemies, evidence, epitaph, epitaphs, expletive, expletives, word association, word, words, word games, the letter e, logo, logos, logo association, word association, controversy, controversies, group think, corporate, corporation, corporations, scandal, scandals, political scandal, political scandals, news, news stories, new story, thoughts, thinking, think, distracted, distract
"You'll never believe who's here."
Tags:house party, house parties, party, parties, party guest, party guests, melville, herman melville, moby dick, captain ahab, ahab, white whale, white whales, literature, american literature, novel, novels, book, books, literary reference, literature lover, literature lovers, enemy, enemies, obsession, obsessions
"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."
Tags:self-esteem, self esteem, self-esteems, self esteems, self confidence, self-confidence, self confident, self-confident, offensive, battle cry, battle cries, war cry, war cries, taunt, taunts, taunting, taunted, battlement, battlements, siege, sieges, warfare, defender, defenders, enemy, enemies, soldier, soldiers, warrior, warriors
"One day, I will catch the koi fish that nibbled my left leg."