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Too late, Andy discovers that Red Bull doesn't, in fact, give you wings.
Site-Specific Energy Drinks
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"When life gives you lemonade, make a highly caffeinated, alcoholic lemon-flavored drink."
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Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.
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Are you questioning the meaning of existence at this point in the race? I'll explain.
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"I wonder if any of these work."
'Red bull really helps me focus, you know what I mean?'
Zap Energy Drinks!
'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'
'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'
Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!
"If the energy from this drink last longer than 4 hours, call your doctor."
'I drank this stuff called 'extreme energy' and I stayed awake for two hours. Two hours, Clarence!'
"Got any Gatorade? I'm a racing pigeon."
"It keeps you awake because it takes 5 hours to finish drinking it."
"...and Acme energy drink is the reason I'm the professional athlete I am today!"
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"I still have ten million more boys and girls to go so I'm going to need a couple more of your energy drinks."
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'The truth is there is no 'Youth Formula' worth millions. This is Mountain Dew.'
Energy Drink: Warning - If you still have energy after 6 hours seek medical attention immediately.
"Picking up another energy drink - back in twenty seconds."
"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."
"Energy drinks my foot! I've drunk 10 cans a day and now I don't have enough energy to get off the couch!"
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'Five minute energy drink...for those times when you want to race around the house for no reason whatsoever.'