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'How was the Feng shui? What I thought was an invite for Chinese food turned out to be a night of rearranging furniture.'
'You're new to acupuncture, then?'
This is Bad Feng Shui!
'Do you realise that every time I turn my head to talk to you it stimulates Qi flow along the small intestine, triple heater, stomach, spleen, gall bladder and liver meridians?'
'I'm new. How's the Feng Shui here?'
'Bob was excited about trying feng shui until he found out it wasn't food.'
A surgeon operated, while on the wrong side of the operating table, and is being sued for feng shui malpractice.
'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'
'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'
Christmas Eve, and Rudolph leads the other reindeer in a Qi Gong session charging his nose with Qi to maintain its customary glow in the process.
I'm not crazy about the feng shui.
'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'
Feng shui'd out on my ear...please help!
Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui
'They keep talking back to me.'
Holly's House of Feng Shui