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"I can't emphasize enough the importance of a good breakfast."
'I need something that will raise my energy level but not my self esteem - I'm already full of myself.'
"If the energy from this drink last longer than 4 hours, call your doctor."
"I'm working on becoming less efficient so as to use more energy and avoid gym fees."
"It keeps you awake because it takes 5 hours to finish drinking it."
Energy Drink: Warning - If you still have energy after 6 hours seek medical attention immediately.
To conserve the husky's energy Nanouk the Eskimo took a minimum of baggage...
"I'm conserving my strength for the most important meeting of the day - Happy Hour."
"I dunno, I've been feeling kind of sluggish lately!"
"If the energy drink isn't working, try scotch."
'Now, for the hyperactive, we've come up with a lethargy drink.'
"He's only energetic on sunny days."
"It's my "To-Do" list if I ever get the energy..."
The team leader conserved energy at odd moments.
'The energy boom has yet to reach him.'
'Mind if I speak now? I've got a caffeine-fueled rush of enthusiasm I KNOW won't last through lunch.'
Man dozes off with "Energy Drink"
'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'
'I don't know what's the matter - I just don't seem to have my old zip.'
'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'
'I spend fifty percent of my energy on my job, fifty percent on my wife, and fifty percent on my kids.'
'Stein, have you given any thought to using performance enhancing drugs?'
'I've been feeling VERY sluggish lately!'
"Today I'll do my part against global warming! I'll try to use as little energy as possible."