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"Sorry, folks, but I'll have to see your tax return."
Tags:tax, taxes, tax return, taxed, tax returns, public good, public, public goods, publicly owned, general public, general public, tax returns, beach, beaches, sand, sandy, seaside, sea side, shore, shores, coast, seashore, holiday, holidays, immigration, immigrants, rights of use, coastal, taxpayer, taxpayer funded, funding, funds, enforce, enforced, enforcement
"This is Igor...he's responsible for enforcing the new personnel mangement protocols."
"Don't invade his space."
The Proper Authorities, The Quasi-Proper Authorities, and Jocko.
Relax, relax, guys! No need to chase him! I've got it all on camera!
Tags:body, camera, body-worn, police, enforce, enforcement, law, legal, film, video, witness, lawsuit, court, cop, run, fitness, fat, bodycamera, bodycameras, body camera, body cameras, surveillance, law enforcement, bobby, crime, legality, evidence, bodycam, body worn camera, technology, it, overweight, lazy, criminal, chase, pursue
"Look, pal! I don't care about your residency status! I just want to see your ID!"
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Silence Strictly Enforced.
"There! Caught another idiot using his phone whilst driving."
Tags:mobile, phone, driving, law, illegal, police, cell, idiot, danger, transport, cars, hypocrisy, enforce, punish, catch, telephone, red-handed, 6 points, licence, suspended, cop, cops, policeman, policewoman, police man, police woman, officer, officers, hypocrite, hypocrites, irony, ironic, dangerous driving
"Ooo, I can get the entire compliance team all at one time."
"I understand how you feel, but rock control laws just aren't enforceable."
'I'm appealing on the grounds that Judge Judy shouldn't be able to impose the death penalty.'
Tags:judge, judges, judged, judging, appeal, appealing, appealed, appeals, on the ground, on the grounds, judge judy, death penalty, death penalties, tv, television, tv show, show, impose, enforce, prison, prisoner, prisoners, prisons, jail, jails, jailed, lawyer, lawyers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Sorry, Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, crack, cracks, step, steps, stepping, stepped, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, sayin, sayings, phrase, phrases, enforce, enforcing, enforced, enforcer, enforcers, injure, injures, injuring, baseball bat, baseball batsthe flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'
Tags:ice hockey, hockey, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, penalty, penalties, referee, referees, umpire, umpires, punch up, punch ups, punch, punches, punching, punched, puncher, punchers, fisticuffs, enforce, enforcer, enforcers, enforcing, argue, argues, argument, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Dr. Gormley will remove your stitches as soon as you pay your bill.'
Introducing Generalissimo Huerta...
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'We only have a few rules around here but we really enforce them.'
"That's it! Visiting time is over!"
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'Don't worry officer, he'll be fine. I'm here for you.'
'It looks like they're really trying to enforce the three-strikes law.'
'But we've got laws on the books now that we can't enforce!'
The Government today banned the manufacture and sale of squirt guns, 'just in case.'
'Are you sure that's the man who killed your husband Mrs.Mahoney?'
Newly Proposed Phone Regulations.
Tags:phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, public, public area, areas, public areas, converse, conversation, loud, rude, rudenesscivil, civility, private, privacy, overshare, bad manners, oversharing, over-sharing, inconsiderate, inconsideration, vulgar, courtesy, courteous, discourteous, commons, common area, phone etiquette, mobile etiquette, cell etiquette, private conversation, private conversations, regulation, regulations, regulate, enforce, enforcement
"Of the thousands of parole officers in this country, I get the one who's also a part-time veterinarian!"
Tags:crime, criminal, criminals, felon, parole, officer, enforce, enforcement, pub, public house, bar, tavern, saloon, drink, drinking, vet, veterinary, veterinarian, animal, animals, cone, dog, dogs, pet, pets, health, animal health, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, paroles, parole officer, parole officers