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'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'
"I'm your problem."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, hood, hoods, under the hood, bonnet, bonnets, under the bonnet, engine, engine problems, engine trouble, problem, problems, car trouble, repair, repairs, garage, garages, workshop, workshops, mechanic, mechanics, technician, technicians, automotive, automotive technician, automotive technicians, auto mechanic, auto mechanic, car mechanic, car mechanic, creature, creatures, goblin, goblins, troll, trolls, gremlin, gremlins, man, men
"Quick—bring the jaws of lunch!"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, engine trouble, engine problem, engine problems, smoke, smoking, breakdown, breakdowns, calling for help, roadside assistance, jaws of life, rescue, rescuer, rescuers, emergency, emergencies, emergency worker, emergency workers, lunch, lunches, meal, meals, mealtime, lunchtime, hungry, starving, hunger, food
'The car isn't making funny noises...you are.'
"...I see the problem now."
Tags:mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, problem, problems, engine problem, engine problems, engine trouble, engine troubles, fix, fixes, fixing, fix-it, bottom line, bottom lines, profit, profits, profiting, profit motive, addition, math, math problem, math problems, repair, repairs, repairing, expense, expenses, expensive, handyman, bill, bills, billing
"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."
Tags:auto, problems, money, armored car, armored cars, armoured car, armoured cars, transport vehicle, transport vehicles, engine trouble, engine troubles, engine problem, engine problems, garage, garages, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, first world problem, first world problems, rich person, rich people, car trouble, car troubles, mankoff
"We've located the problem, sir. It was a breakdown in communication between the engine management system and the working parts!"
Tags:communication, communication breakdown, communication breakdowns, engine trouble, engine troubles, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, tune up, tune ups, tuning up, car repair, car repairs, auto repair, auto repairs, mechanical problem, mechanical problems, car electronic, car electronics
"At first, I thought it was gunfire."
Tags:gunfire, gunshot, gunshots, backfire, backfires, backfiring, engine, engines, engine trouble, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, paranoia, paranoid, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, mechanic, mechanics, shop, in the shop, loud noise, loud noises, suspicious noise, suspicious noises
"Your engine was running amok. We had to call in the authorities."
As meteor approaches couple with flat tire: 'At least nothing else can go wrong!'
'What the...? Why does this &*%! car keep dying?'
"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."
'Whatever you do, do not turn off your cell phone. It's the only thing powering the plane right now!'
"The pilot just sent a group text saying that the plane is having engine trouble and that we should talk brace positions. Doesn't anyone talk anymore?"
Tags:plane crash, plane crashes, airplane crash, airplane crashes, aeroplane crash, aeroplane crashes, brace position, brace positions, group text, group texts, engine trouble, engine troubles, mass text, mass texts, communication, modern communication, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles
"Hmmm...Looks like I've got an oil leak."
Ed's Auto Repair
'Well I found your problem. You got a cow stuck up in there.'
"Hold up, Jesse... I better pull over. My CHECK HORSE light just came on."
Tags:horse, horses, horseback, horseback riding, ride, riding, rodeo, rodeos, equestrian, equestrians, horsemanship, cowboy, cowboys, car, cars, engine, engines, motor, motors, check engine, auto, automobiles, autos, auto repair, warning light, warning lights, car repair, west, western, westerns, car problem, car problems, car trouble, engine trouble, roadside assistance
'OK start her up!'
"Dear, you can't blame everything on the high price of cable..."
Tags:cable, cable bill, cable bills, high price, high prices, high cost, high costs, expensive, expense, expenses, costly, overpriced, too expensive, satellite, satellite tv, satellite television, satellite tvs, satellite televisions, television, televisions, deflect, deflects, deflecting blame, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, car trouble, engine trouble, breakdown, breakdowns, break down, break downs
Road Closed: Next Left: Nowhere in particular.
'We've located the source of that funny noise you've been hearing.'
'Your father stuck it to the man today. He drove around all day with the 'check engine' light on.'