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"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."
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"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."
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The gang at Chilson Engineering was committed to saving money...
Concert goers form a line to see The Mathematics.
'My grandfather always used to say 'Son, if it ain't dysfunctional, don't attempt preemptive maintenance intervention on it.' Or something like that.'
When Engineers Crack.
At the 'Northwest Institute of Aeronautical Engineering 2008 Graduation'.
'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'
The birth of ergonometics.
The miracle of genetic engineering
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'I don't see this as a major set-back. We just need to work a few more bugs into it!'
'If you think current GPS systems are annoying when they're Recalculating, you'll really hate the next big thing coming.'
'What you mean the specs are being changed again?!?'
OBSOLETE: Any really expensive state of the art equipment you bought last year.
Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.
'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'
'Haverford Steel' 'Temporarily closed - Mr. Haverford is taking some medication, and was told not to operate heavy machinery.'
"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."
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And I did it without any technical plans.
Big Theory Math and Engineering Pub.
OBSOLETE: Any piece of software or hardware that you bought last week for mega bucks.
Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.
'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'