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"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
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"Sara, we think you have a Dostoyevsky problem."
Tags:dostoyevsky, dostoevsky, fyodor, intervention, interventions, intervene, intervenes, literary junkie, literature junkie, avid reader, avid readers, bookworm, bookworms, literature, russian lit, russian literature, baboushka, crime and punishment, brothers karamazov, reader, readers, reading, english major, english major, lit major, lit majors, literature major, literature majors, obsession, obsessions, obsessive, obsessiveness, anachronism, anachronistic
"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque
"You majored in English, Brinwell. Write us up a nice little request for higher appropriations."
Tags:general, generals, military officer, military officers, appropriation, appropriations, higher appropriation, higher appropriations, request, requests, application, applications, proposal, proposals, writing skills, english graduate, english graduates, english degree, english degrees, english diploma, english major, skill set, skill sets, appropriations bill, spending bill, supply bill, military funding, defense spending
"What can I say? I was an English major."
Tags:grammar, grammar nazi, grammar nazis, fewer, items or less, correction, correct, english, english major, college, college graduate, grad, graduates, humanities, job, jobs, bitter, bitterness, world of work, literature, lit major, language, language skills, literacy, literate, literacy skills, register, registers, cash register, supermarket, supermarkets, groceries, grocery store, store, stores, clerk, clerks, proof, proofread, proofreading
'As I see it, Pinocchio was motivated by a need to prove himself while both hansel and Gretel were driven by an inborn rebelliousness.'
Dating an English Major
Tags:english major, english majors, poems, poet, poets, grammatical error, punctuation error, punctuation errors, romance, romances, romantic gesture, romantic gestures, romantic, romantics, valentine's day, valentines day, valentine's card, valentines card, english degree, english degrees, poem, poetry, grammar, grammatical errors
English major will work for food.
Buk crashes the book club.
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The business world is crying out for English majors...
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"Oh, this old thing?"
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The High School of Music and Art and Economics
Tags:economics, economics major, money, money-obsessed, money obsession, bottom line, bottom lines, shakespeare, shakespearean, english, english major, theatre major, theater major, drama major, art, artist, artists, artistry, commerce, investment, investments, return on investment, return, returns, university course, university courses
An English Major gets a ransom note
'And do you, Cathie, promise to advance Ed's narrative?'
When English Majors have relationship problems.
When English majors become waiters.
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