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"Dear God, Thank you for the nice commandments."
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Stopped keeping up with the Kardashians.
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A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.
"They misspelled his name because the engravers didn't have autocorrect."
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Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.
"The are nice etchings, aren't they?"
Brad Talbot - "Hey, I'm outta here."
Melvin K. Smith: Born, Dec. 14, 1940. The other shoe finally dropped, March 2, 2012.
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Tree gets a 'tattoo' carved in at a tattoo parlor.
"Let's try this church. They welcome all denominations!"
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"I've brought my trophy wife for engraving."
Tags:trophy, trophies, wife, wives, engrave, engraving, engraver, cup, cups, name, plaque, medal, prize, prizes, winnings, contest, competition, materialism, materialistic, status symbol, status symbols, possessions, chattel, chattels, slave, slavery, enslavement, feminism, feminist, male, macho, chauvinist, chauvinists, pig, pigs, mcp, sexist, sexism, objectification
Gustave Dore...makes a quick sketch.
'I'm cutting and pasting as fast as I can.'
Gravestone: Jed T. Riggs - This wasn't my idea.
In a cemetery a man's gravestone reads: Ran Out Of Survival Tips.
Place for text.
'Yes please put 'To my one and only love'...that way if we break up and she throws it back at me, I can use it on someone else.'
Wimbledon Tennis Winners.
"Why do we have to buy a headstone? Couldn't we just engrave something on the back of that one?"
'For goodness sake. Pull yourself together.'
Would you like it engraved? Yes please put to my one and only love. That way if we break up and she throws it back at me, I can use it on someone else.
'Buy a Newspaper Dated the Day You were Born.'
'Maybe I shouldn't have e-mailed you'