Enhanced Cartoons and Comics

"Really?

'I can't promise miracles, but the lung-enhancement surgery should cut, oh, I'd say two or three minutes off your time in the mile.'

Patty would soon be implicated in the infamous Cheerleading Steroid Scandal.

The pole vault on steroids.

Later, Sir Leonard tested positive for steroids and was stripped of his gold medal.

Debbie tries out her new sullen teenager conversation enhancer.

'Pack your stuff, Wayne. You're outta here! You tested positive for steroids... Oh wait...'

'Big deal. I could win every race too, if I used performance-enhancing sugar.'

Alex Trebek travels to the dark side.

'You see?! These cones may keep us from licking ourselves, but they really enhance our sense of smell.'

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

'I delegate everything since I'm off the performance enhancing drugs.'

'Of course, it makes you watch football and drink beer... what did you expect from a Male-Enhancer?'

The Businessman's Special comes with an enhance order of fries and a value-added cookie.'

'Financial stocks fluctuated widely today on rumours fund managers were using performance enhancing drugs.'

'Those drugs he took must've been performance enhancing.'

"Where can I find unsalted caramel. . .?"