Enlist Cartoons and Comics

"And look, Papa, he shaves."

Brooklyn.

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Joins The Army

"Can they really make a Yale man a private?"

"He says he's joining the army to see the world and be exempt from human rights law..."

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"We're going to have to start drafting people."

Before chatting online, many women now enlist the help of a makeup artist.

"He may be an objector, but he certainly isn't very conscientious..."

'Begging the Captain's pardon, but when I enlisted, I was promised a puffy shirt.'

Unemployment aids military recruitment.

'We couldn't help overhearing the argument you're having with your wife and we'd like to enlist.'

'I made the team, Mom, and so did you! I volunteered you for team driver.'

'I already have the helmet, so I'm thinking of enlisting in the Army.'

'How can I be sure this isn't some sort of cult?'

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

Enlist now! K-9 Corps...'You're a cat!'

'I think he wants to enlist in the K-9 corps!'

Pension Shortfall - 'Are we going to have to re-enlist?'

'And what makes you think the Guards would want YOU, laddie?'

CasualtiesRecruiting.

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"Before I decide, I'd like to test drive a Humvee."