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'Raise your right hand if you wish to help us with our enquiries... SPLENDID!'
"Since 1954, I've lost five sets of keys, eleven wallets, nine pairs of gloves, and thirty-two ball-point pens. Has any of that stuff ever turned up?"
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'You've been friendly to a customer? You anwered his question competently and solved his problem?? Don't you dare to do that again, mister!!'
"What we'd like to know is why your office is a mile and a half from the reactor."
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IRA apologise for Killing / Bloody Sunday Inquiry Findings. 'Your Turn.'
Too much information: 'I havent changed my underpants for three days.'
"We did have a book on The Bermuda Triangle but it mysteriously disappeared."
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'How's the steak, sir?'
'I'm looking for my way.'
An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,
'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'
'I am enquiring about our bonuses.'
Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."
Sorry, answers are on another number...
Pessimists Club: 'About my computer date inquiry...I assume all the good men are already taken...'
'At this stage I can confirm that at least one person is helping police with their enquiries.'
He keeps talking while thinking of something to say.
'I'm Ed, and she's Op-Ed.'
The person at the enquiries desk has a shirt on saying 'can't be arsed'.
Information desk closed - out of information.
Winged Horse - "Steward's enquiry...Steward's enquiry..."
Butler Report - 'Nobody was to blame and they all lived happily ever after.'
'Sorry,can't help you - I'm only in here sheltering from the rain.'