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"I'm sorry, sir, but if you weren't wearing clean underwear we automatically deny your claim."
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This is the 4th time this week!! It's almost as if someone's sabotaging it so it won't flush... Anyhow, I need to set up another service appointment.
Tags:dung, beetle, beetles, bug, bugs, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, plumbing, plumber, plumbers, insect, insects, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, block, blocked, blockages, sabotage, saboteur, sabotages, sabotaging, service, services, air, airs, enquiry, enquires, complains, complaint, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Raise your right hand if you wish to help us with our enquiries... SPLENDID!'
"Since 1954, I've lost five sets of keys, eleven wallets, nine pairs of gloves, and thirty-two ball-point pens. Has any of that stuff ever turned up?"
Tags:lost and found, lost and founds, ballpoint, ballpoints, lost object, lost objects, lost, misplace, misplaces, misplacing, inquire, inquires, inquiring, enquiry, enquiries, miscellaneous, miscellaneous goods, lose, loses, losing, search, searches, searching, look, looks, looking, look around, looks around, looking around, information, information booth, information booths
'You've been friendly to a customer? You anwered his question competently and solved his problem?? Don't you dare to do that again, mister!!'
'I had a pizza with extra sauce in the break room, but someone ate it. We're not leaving this room until I find out who it was.'
"What we'd like to know is why your office is a mile and a half from the reactor."
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IRA apologise for Killing / Bloody Sunday Inquiry Findings. 'Your Turn.'
For cryin' out loud, Adam - You tie is all wrinkled and crooked and st- Saaay... How'd you get that thing on anyhow?
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"We just got off the phone with the ECHR and they confirm you have the right to remain silent."
"We did have a book on The Bermuda Triangle but it mysteriously disappeared."
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'I'm looking for my way.'
'How's the steak, sir?'
An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,
'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'
'I am enquiring about our bonuses.'
Tags:bonus, bonuses, enquiring, enquire, enquiries, enquiry, jumble sale, jumble sales, jumble, jumbles, financial incentive, financial incentives, salary, salaries, wage, wages, financial problems, downturn, downturns, businessmen, businessman, employee, employer, employees, profit, profits, financial, finances
'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Iraq war inquiry...'
Deep in the forests of Surrey lurk a few hardcore souls refusing to believe the Diana enquiry is over.
'Obviously, I know a lot of weasel words, so I would be great in a management role...'
Sorry, answers are on another number...
Pessimists Club: 'About my computer date inquiry...I assume all the good men are already taken...'
He keeps talking while thinking of something to say.