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'Geez, can't you think of a better way to remember all of your passwords?'
'No need to see your ID. I recognize you. And you still can't come in.'
Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.
"This is probably how they keep getting in."
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Cat flap and mouse hole.
'I blew the whistle on my second employer as soon as I got my second wind.'
'Cut! The witness hasn't been rehearsed.'
Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.
Scalpers Work The Queue At Heaven's Gates
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'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'
"Give up on things getting better ye who enter here."
'You can't beat the old style security systems!'
"We can't help you, but would you be interested in doing a poll about customer satisfaction?"
"Pardon me...shouldn't I be ahead of you? My private plane plunged into the icy waters off the coast of Maine over a week ago!"
Tags:skip, skips, skipping, line, lines, queue, queues, queuing, line up, lines up, lining up, pearly gates, afterlife, afterlives, heaven, enter, enters, entering, kingdom of heaven, entitled, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, judgement day, judgment day, skip ahead, skips ahead, skipping ahead, cheat, cheats, cheating, cheaters, cheater
'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'
Tags:football, american football, chance, chances, game, games, gamed, gaming, lose, losing, losed, loses, loser, losers, loss, losses, win, winning, wins, winner, winners, won, cheerleader, cheerleaders, cheerleading, entrance, entrances, entry, enter, entering, entered, strong, weak, close to home
"You must be politically correct to enter this door."
Teacher's Lounge: 'Do Not Enter' sign aimed at children.
'Are you aware that you have three BlockBuster videos that need to be returned?'
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'Halt! User name and password.'
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'Lower the drawbridge! We dropped our ball and the Barbarians want to help out!!'
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'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'
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'Forget about him, Suzie! He's a weak and stupid runner who never should have entered..'
Mazes for stupid people.
'I did all my breaking and entering on Twitter. How about you?'
In and More In.