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"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."
"This next one goes out to everyone who wishes I were Bobby Short."
"I punched way, way too far up."
Why it's not always a good idea to wear your work uniform to court...
Moses and the Screenwriter: 'Accurate-Shmaccurate...if you want this story to sell, it needs some punching up.'
Tags:screenwriter, screenwriters, clerk, clerks, accuracy, accurate, accurateness, historian, historians, honest, honesty, entertainment, bible, bibles, torah, torahs, story, stories, old testament, entertainer, entertainers, exodus, red sea, miracle, miracles, teller, tellers, telling, non sequitur
"Oh, for heaven's sake, don't feel that you have to entertain us, too."
"I'm worried I'll just laugh about this in the morning."
The von Trappist Family Singers in Concert
Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."
Tags:public funding, funding, arts, debate, debates, violence, politics, government, governments, congress, national endowment for the arts, politicians, politicians, artist, artists, art, money, finances, financing, controversy, controversies, defunding, controversial, performer, performers, performance, performances, entertainer, entertainers, entertainment, animal, animals, trick, tricks, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, horn, horns, circus, music, seal of approval, seals of approval, approved
"Mr. Happy wants to remind us that tragedy plus time equals comedy."
"Dad! Dad! Wake up! They just discovered another Marsalis!"
"Well of course we don't all freeze up in the spotlight."
Tags:deer, caught in the headlights, headlight, headlights, freeze, rabbit in the headlights, driver, driving, drives, roadkill, spotlight, freeze in the spotlight, dancer, dancers, entertainer, entertainers, drama, performing, performer, performers, performance, pun, puns, wordplay, play on words, showbiz
"Stop me if you heard this one."
"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."
Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!
"You weren't looking for humor, but humor found you."
Tags:sense of humour, sense of humor, clown, clowns, circus, circuses, entertainer, entertainers, circus act, circus acts, performer, performers, humourous, humorous, joke, jokes, joker, jokers, joking, joked, scooter, bicycle, bicycles, bike, bikes, cyclist, cyclists, children's entertainer, children's entertainers, humourless, humorless
"You're my agent, tell me - what do I have to do to be taken seriously as an animal-bloopers-show host?"
Tags:animal blooper, animal bloopers, blooper show, blooper shows, tv host, tv hosts, tv presenter, tv presenters, television presenter, television presenters, talent, agent, agents, show business, tv personality, celebrity, celebrities, celeb, celebs, ambition, ambitions, serious job, serious jobs, joke, jokes, entertainer, entertainers
Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.
The Great Zerferelli's Chair worked better in controlled conditions.
Tags:lion tamer, lion tamers, lion-tamer, lion-tamers, lion trainer, lion trainers, lion, lions, predator, predators, prey, preys, circus, circus act, circus acts, circus performer, circus performers, wild lion, wild lions, animal actor, animal actors, show business, controlled conditions, entertainer, entertainers, safari, safaris
Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)
"Alas, poor Bozo."
Zorbini knew it was time to start using hare color when they were turning gray faster than he could pull them out.
"You give me permission to laugh."