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Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...
"We're done with Baby Einstein. We're on to Baby Bruckheimer."
"I just realized, Howard, that everything in this apartment is more sophisticated than we are."
"Maybe you set it up wrong."
"Last week, my husband waded into the cords behind our TV to untangle them, and I haven't seen him since."
'We can't rearrange the furniture...I'll never get this mess hooked up again!'
"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."
'It comes with a seat back entertainment system for the kids.'
"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."
"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!"
"I'm going to set this lot up - will contain scenes that some may find upsetting and strong language throughout."
'I was able to program the VCR, so now dad wants me to assemble his new barbecue.'
'It's a new concept; instead of struggling to fit the TV in the house we just put the house inside the TV.'
'We sold it to buy a video.'
'What, no on-board movie?'
Latest Home Entertainment Centre.
"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."
"I can't believe we have to drive all this way without any decent entertainment in the car."
"I love the new design of these TVs. It comes with a free visit to the chiropractor for neck problems."
"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."