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"Before counsel make their final summations, we're going to take some calls from across the country."
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'It's hard to believe summer's already over. Seems like I just sat down in front of the TV.'
"I keep hoping he'll get tired of that reality stuff."
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Pub Quiz: 'Question one. How many childish arguments are we going to have tonight?'
"That will do while the TV is being repaired."
'Pierre inched his way across the high wire. One false step and Thanksgiving would come early this year.'
We now return you to reality, which is already in progress.
One Way Tightrope
Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.
'The Sunday funnies in PowerPoint... your dad is awesome, Billy!'
'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'
"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."
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'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'
'Britain's got talent.'
Playing Tonight: Attack of the Killer Letters.
Trapeze artist rips bigtop and falls out.
'It's a sprained ankle again. Why are you always slipping on banana peels?'
'I made it! I made it! I'm into the Quarter Finals!!'
'So what's the in-ark movie?'
'I've gone from watching movies in Cinemascope to a smart phone...and they call this progress?'
TV says 'Watch me!'
'It's girl power - she sacked her manager.'
'Sir, why are you lifting up the carpet?'