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"Remember,this is a one-shot, not an entitlement."
'Do away with all the tax loopholes you want, but don't mess with my entitlements!'
The Fiscal Cliff.
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A doorman hails a taxing for a starving man in the desert.
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"I like being a kid - it's the ultimate entitlement program."
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"Great news folks! Unemployment has just dropped to 9%. We can all relax and feel good now!"
'I'm worried we might have exceeded our annual leave entitlement.'
"Let's quit helping those who don't need help, stop supporting failed programs, cut entitlements...and offer the dog to the gods."
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Todays Sermon: 'Can our entitlements be saved?'
'In my capacity as your G.P, I've written you out a new style fit note.'
'Honey, the long-run is here!'
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"Why do I have to be talented at something? Why can't I just be talented?"
"Marv is in the acceptance stage of grief about how his 401(k) retirement plan is doing."
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"Save my entitlements.!
'We're going to need to reform your entitlement.'
"By the way, Sam, as someday you'll be paying for my entitlements, I'd like to thank you in advance."
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'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'
"The government needs to get rid of those entitlement programs."
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TV: 'It's 10 pm- do you know where your social security funding is tonight?'
"It's from the boss. We're to commit mass suicide."
Motivational tip #731: Appeal to their sense of entitlement.
"My ad clearly said I was looking for a friend with benefits, not on benefits."
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