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Since college admissions officers might see his Facebook page...
Mouse returns home from work.
"We found the spare key under the welcome mat."
Tags:royal, royalty, king, kings, welcome, welcome mat, medieval, olden days, monarch, monarchy, monarchs, peasant, peasants, revolt, revolts, castle, castles, unrealistic, parallel, rich, poor, overthrow, rebellion, rebels, peasants revolt, key, keys, easy, entry, oversight, foolish, obvious, throne, crown, class warfare, warfare, revolution, revolutions, history, combination
"Do you have a reservation?"
'Smoking or non?'
Tags:heaven, heavens, entrance, entrances, entry, entries, smoke, smokes, smoking, smoker, smokers, non-smoker, non-smokers, non-smoking, angel, angels, heavens door, heavens doors, heavens gate, heavens gates, saint peter, st peter, choice, choices, choose, chooses, choosing, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, cat, cats, feline, felines, heaven, heavens, entry, entrance, entrances, saint peter, st peter, heavens gate, heavens gates, awkward situation, awkward situations, angel, angels, afterlife, afterlives, spirit, spirits, dog lover, dog lovers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"
Tags:pet, pets, animals, domestic pet, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kittens, competitive, competition, pet pageant, pageant, conspiracy, conspire, conspiring, evil cat, cat life, entry, application, cat show, cat shows, house cat, fat cat, spoiled cat, spoiled, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, pranking
"We've been taking a little harder look at journalists lately."
Tags:death, dead, afterlife, heaven, gates of heaven, entry, restriction, restrictions, scrutinise, scrutinised, scrutiny, journalist, journalists, journalism, writers, writer, reporter, reporters, public eye, media, politics, attention, facts, opinions, fake stories, intrusion, collusion, news, headlines, stories, professional ethics, ethics, ethical, fake news, fake news stories, st. peter, judgement, judgements, judgement day, hell, pearly gates, unscrupulous, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, press, press corps, unethical, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, typical
Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.
'What was your entry, 'Rob Peter to Pay Paul all about?'
Scalpers Work The Queue At Heaven's Gates
Tags:deathbed, terminal, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, heaven, heavenly, heavens, heavenly gates, pearly gates, st peter, peter, saint, saints, angel, angels, angelic, angelically, religious, god, gods, lord, religions, religious imagery, st. peter, the heavens, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after death, paradise, paradiso, nirvana, condolence, condolences, sympathy, sympathies, ticket, tickets, ticketted, ticketed, scalped, scalps, scalp, scalper, scalpers, con, cons, conned, entry, enter, entrance, sport, sports, baseball
The turner committee hated my entry..but the envelope made the shortlist.
'You need to learn to let people in.'
"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, doorman, doormen, security, bouncer, bouncers, stamp, stamps, club, clubs, clubbing, nightclub, nightclubs, entry, entrance, entrances, forgot, forgotten, entering heaven, entertainment, nightlife, modern life
"All right. You can keep it as long as you're on hold, but then you have to turn it in."
Tags:st peter, heaven, angel, angels, afterlife, entry, no entry, entry requirement, entry requirements, cell, cell phones, mobile, mobile phones, smartphone, smartphones, eternity, for all eternity, eternal, on hold, customer service call, wait, waiting, long wait, customer service, poor service, helpline, confiscated, confiscation, banned item, banned items, prohibited item, prohibited items, technology, tech
'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'
Tags:football, american football, chance, chances, game, games, gamed, gaming, lose, losing, losed, loses, loser, losers, loss, losses, win, winning, wins, winner, winners, won, cheerleader, cheerleaders, cheerleading, entrance, entrances, entry, enter, entering, entered, strong, weak, close to home
The Tin Man sets off the metal detector at the airport.
'Please ring door buzzer. Your knocking is out of order. Thanks!'
'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'
Tags:club, clubs, clubbing, clubber, clubbers, heaven, heavens, angel, angels, st peter, saint peter, entrance, entry, entrances, entries, bouncer, bouncers, door man, door men, doorman, doormen, discrimination, choice, choices, choose, chooses, choosing, chose, chosen, reject, rejects, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Halt! User name and password.'
Tags:soldier, soldiers, user name, user names, username, usernames, password, passwords, entry, entries, enter, enters, entered, guard, guards, guarding, guarded, halt, halts, halting, halted, stop, stops, stopping, stopped, internet, computer, computers, modern technology, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Are you aware that you have three BlockBuster videos that need to be returned?'
Tags:angel, angels, saint peter, st peter, st, peter, heaven, entry, enter, entrance, blockbuster, video, videos, dvd, dvds, return, returned, returns, returning, rent, rented, rents, renting, renter, renters, hire, hired, hires, hiring, unfinished business, unfinished, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Slage University Admissions.
'Those are the Nurbock kids. They're from Cinder Valley, that new gated community.'