Enviousness Cartoons and Comics

"I'd give my right arm to play the violin like you do, Mr. Bolenska."

"Bad news - you're alive, so you have to go back down."

'Enviousness, crime, fear... money causes the most of the trouble on Earth. So why don't you just give me all your money and live a much happier life?'

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

'Fred and Wilma live in a house.'

"When did she become 'kemosabe'?"

"My Bible's bigger than your Bible..."

'I don't have a cell phone to look at, so I go to the mall and look at people looking at their cell phones.'

"You're annoyed aren't you that I made more at bingo last year than you did on the stock market."

'Granted, you're his best friend, but he and I are soul mates.'

'Fred and Wilma live in a house.'

'Fred and Wilma live in a house.'

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."