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"I'd give my right arm to play the violin like you do, Mr. Bolenska."
"We've got litter boxes, people have toilets - but they get the whole world."
"Bad news - you're alive, so you have to go back down."
"I was hoping for something more Instagrammable."
'Enviousness, crime, fear... money causes the most of the trouble on Earth. So why don't you just give me all your money and live a much happier life?'
"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."
'Fred and Wilma live in a house.'
"When did she become 'kemosabe'?"
"My Bible's bigger than your Bible..."
'I don't have a cell phone to look at, so I go to the mall and look at people looking at their cell phones.'
"You're annoyed aren't you that I made more at bingo last year than you did on the stock market."
'Granted, you're his best friend, but he and I are soul mates.'
"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."