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"I'd give my right arm to play the violin like you do, Mr. Bolenska."
"Bad news - you're alive, so you have to go back down."
'Enviousness, crime, fear... money causes the most of the trouble on Earth. So why don't you just give me all your money and live a much happier life?'
"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."
'Fred and Wilma live in a house.'
"When did she become 'kemosabe'?"
"My Bible's bigger than your Bible..."
'I don't have a cell phone to look at, so I go to the mall and look at people looking at their cell phones.'
"You're annoyed aren't you that I made more at bingo last year than you did on the stock market."
'Granted, you're his best friend, but he and I are soul mates.'
"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."