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Four Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Planet
"Now, don't sell me anything Rachel Carson wouldn't buy."
"We decided not to have kids for environmental reasons."
"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."
Team work in upholding the world
'I feel much better now we're only watching environmentally shows on the tele,'
'What's with all the bottled water?!!?'
'But not like this!'
Please help save the planet (sign, twice) OR ELSE! (God writing in new words).
'Excuse me sir, are you interested in saving the planet? '
'This is taking Environmental Awareness TOO far!'
"What's it call when you neutralize the effect of your personal greenhouse gas emissions, so that your personal activities no longer contribute to the dangers of global warming?"
"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a doctor. And when my tricycle grows up, it's gonna be a carbon-neutral, high performance electric sports car."
"Gracie, people don't understand how hard things used to be. Sure, we can be green and throw out the washing machines...but then we'd have to load up the dirty clothes, drive the car to the river, and wash everything with rocks!"
"We can have a greener home...if we clean all surfaces with white vinegar!"
"Wow! I bet you miss those greener, simpler times!"
'Thanks. But I wish you'd think of me more than one day a year.'
'Hmph! Another one of them environmentalists.'
'Mom, as an environmentally aware teenager, I don't eat meat anymore. From now on, I'll eat green jelly beans only.'
Save Water - Dry Clean With A Friend.
'Are you sure this is an effective way of off-setting your carbon footprint, Sir Bernhard?'
'Environmentally friendly sinkers?!' 'Yeah, they're unleaded.'