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"Momma? Is Rick Perry real?"
'And it was about here that we decided to go paperless.'
'Huggins, our goal is to go green, so we're replacing you with this plant.'
"Looks as if the clean-air crowd turned out in force."
"In order to help the environment, Edward is only using paper bags now."
'I hate to let you go, Blake, but since we've gone paperless, I can no longer justify an executive paperweight in the budget.'
"See? Told you I was on his Nice list. . . Santa left me Clean Coal!"
Climate Change is a hoax.
'We don't have energy-efficient appliances but the food in the 'fridge has gone green.'
Sign on factory: We Are Really Environmentally Friendly. We Color Everything Green.
'You do realize you're polluting the world with that big thing?!!'
'Good, I see we're finally going green.'
The Flat Earth Society
"Apparently, the bank where I cash my paycheck just went 'paperless'."
'As part of environmental policy we burn any complaints to heat the wards!'
'And how do you like it?'
'He was saying something about the crisis of global warming. . . but then my ears froze.'
Climate Issue: 'Don't look at it directly.'
'Well, there goes the polar ice.'
'The climate has changed!'
'When I was governor I saw to it that no superstorms ever started, and I know how to do it again as president.'
'We're asking for second amendment protection as a semi-automatic weapon.'
'Wish for a climate policy.'