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The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.
'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'
'You forgot the product label.'
"Looks as if the clean-air crowd turned out in force."
'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'
'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'
'Of course there are more bureaucrats than field workers! It's more fun to create regulation, than to actually enforce it!'
Environmental Destruction Agency. Secretary Scott Pruitt.
Uncle Sam gets embarrassed as he reads a newspaper with Trump's accomplishments in it.
Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.
"I don't know - the EPA was here when I left last night."
Bureaucrats are like cows. You have to let 'em know who's boss or they'll stampede!
Pulling the federal plug
"All we do is offer protection to species who can't go to the E.P.A."
I knew we were in uncharted waters when our chickens started asking questions like these:
Echo Chamber Canyon
"Sir! Our operative has initiated the first stage of the destruction of the Earth!"
"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"
'We're asking for second amendment protection as a semi-automatic weapon.'
'You'll never make it.'
'I caught him biting a tree!'
"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."
"Three big corks? That's it?"
'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'
"There - a tree! Now let's hear the environment people complain."