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"I envy you—laughing all day long, and being paid for it, too!"
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'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'
'The Gawlaks have two palm trees!'
'I see the neighbours have got fire and the wheel...'
Envy, gluttony, green and lust.
"Still tastes like grass."
"Oh grow up."
Tags:superhero, superheroes, irony, ironic, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocritical, hypocrisy, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, wealth, wealthy, wealth gap, wealth gaps, poverty gap, poverty gaps, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, wealthy person, wealthy people, jealous, jealousy, envy, envious, envying, insult, insultinginsulted, super hero, super heros, super-hero, super-heros, cry, crying, sack of money, bag of money, bags of money, sacks of money, show-off, showing-off, show off, showing off, swag, grow up, growing up
A Bloody Butcher
Tags:angler, anglers, angling, fishing, fishermen, fisherman, fishing trip, fishing trips, fishing rod, fishing rods, fishing hook, fishing hooks, fishing jargon, fishing terms, fishing language, hobby, pastime, pastimes, gut, guts, fishing accident, fishing accidents, butcher, butchers, catch, catches, envy, envious, jealous, jealousies, jealousness, envying, thelwell
"When did she become 'kemosabe'?"
'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'
Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.
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"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."
Tags:stadium, stadiums, arena, arenas, balcony, balconies, ex wife, ex-wife, ex wives, ex-wives, ran off, run off, revenge, retaliation, pointing out, point out, dolt, dolts, stupid, stupidity, jealous, jealousy, idiot, idiots, envy, envies, envying, envied, grudge, grudges, grudging, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Show Off'. Hat size jealousy among chefs.
'I'd trade my colourful plumage for your sweet singing voice any day...'
'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'
'Well. We can't all be blessed with length and elegance.'
'That's quite a country pile!'
'Wally's depressed, 'cause he just found out I'm ahead of him in the line of accession to be president of the USA.'
'And this new box here is the 'bullshit factor'.'
'The Easter Bunny is getting more hits on his website than mine!'
"Does it really matter if her cloud is whiter than ours, Adriana?"