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"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."
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'Basically, we're hoping for a global yeast infection epidemic.'
Now landing at an airport near you.
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'The pandemic is here!!!'
'Interesting... From the way you describe it, it's almost as though the flu has... 'gone viral,' per se.'
DAILY DESPAIR - Right we'll lead on 'environmental armageddon followed by the bird flu ' end of humanity story' and the main feature will be questioning the reasons for increases in depression.
Flu pandemic precautions
'Sorry, I'm anticipating the pandemic.'
'And when exactly did you start sprouting feathers?' - Public warned against buying 'Bird Flue' Antivirals over the internet.
'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'
"Well, you certainly managed to spoil that party for just about everybody!"
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"I can't deal with any famines, massacres or epidemics right now - I've got to help some guy sink a foul shot."
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'All we have to do is place them on the waiting room chairs!'
Return Of The Flu.
'Let's all practice bug control.'
"I'm sorry, Dr. Etheridge is an epidemiologist, not a general practitioners. But maybe if you get a group together, he would see you."
Government runs bird flu exercise.
It's bird flu Jim,but not as we know it!
Relax compadres. They don't call it the swine flu no more!
"Let's get married and start a global pandemic."
"I'm stepping out of line!"
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'This is the captain speaking, we will be serving codeine syrup in our whooping cough flight this evening.'
"I huffed and I puffed and I blew their house down, and now my head's hot and I ache all over."
'It's not looking too good, Mr Jones.'