Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"And it was so typically brilliant of you to have invited an epidemiologist."
"Who has the incredibly contagious virus that attacks the central nervous system, shutting down essential bodily functions?"
"I'm sorry, Dr. Etheridge is an epidemiologist, not a general practitioners. But maybe if you get a group together, he would see you."
"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."
"Honey, we need to get vaccinated! The flu forecaster says another storm is coming!"
'If you haven't been in Borneo, then the damn thing is spreading.'
'I deleted all of your computer viruses, but as you know doctor, that may allow some resistant viruses to proliferate.'
"Well, your friend is wrong: Technically, we don't carry diseases, we carry disease carriers..."
"It's a flea collar: I don't want a plague on my conscience..."
'Obesity is neither contagious or genetic, and yet, it is passed on from parents to children.'
'Well if you people can't fix my computer virus, maybe you can tell me what the heck the Center for Disease Control is doing with my tax dollars!'
Black Death plague was caused by human fleas and body lice, not rats, study says.