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'For some strange reason personnel want us to review our equal opportunities employment policies!'
"It's not 'Kafkaesque,' it's equal opportunity."
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"Corporate Diversity would like you to get a sex change."
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Gender Differences: You can be anything when you grown up...
'I don't mind working for a woman. I do, however, hate being paid like one.'
We want everyone to be number one...
"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."
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'Diversity is good, pass it down.'
'So we're agreed then there's no need to change our equal opportunities employment policies.'
"It's part of His new diversity program."
Freedom of speech.
New Years 2018
"I don't think equal opportunities legislation covers beauty pageants."
"Had another of those lectures from HR about 'so-called' diversity."
'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'
'I'm so proud to be part of a profession that has never discriminated against women.'
Why, yes, we are an equal opportunity wrecking company.
'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'
"HR tells us that we're getting a bad press about how many women the firm employs...we need to act now...does anyone need a new secretary?"
"So that's agreed then, we don't need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment practices!"
"Shame about the ovaries..."
"So how do you like working for a woman boss?"
'We don't pay you less because you're a woman, we pay you less because we're men!'