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'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'
Doing the Right Thing
YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.
Man to man with horse: 'It's much easier without the horse, Hugo.'
"It comes with a flat screen TV, surround sound stereo system and a mini bar. Can I ride in it, and our horse ride in the truck?"
The Trojans thought of everything.
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"Whoa is me."
"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."
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'Gather round everyone! Bob has a new rug and we're going to see how long it takes him to get out of it!'
'Why can't you just stand nose to tail like the rest of us do?'
'Citronella? Cold tea? Lavender? Smelling good Gloria! Repel those flies!'
'My human puts two scoops of chaff, one scoop of nuts, 1/4 scoop of feed balancer, a scoop of garlic, herbs, salt, mood calmer, electrolytes and more into my feed every day. But you just can't beat this stuff!'
'The holes in this hay net are getting smaller! What are you trying to say buddy?!'
'Good morning boys and girls. Today's lesson is 'running'...sounds simple, but humans make it much more complicated!'
'We're somewhere new! We're somewhere new!'
'I see you bit the groom whilst she was clipping you again!'
'Ouch! Someone lost a fence in their blind spot in the middle of a jump I reckon!'
'Cool poo stain tattoo Robert!'
'Judging by your latest wing mirror trophy I'm guessing that yet another car failed to slow down for you today.'
'All of our poop has been stolen again!'
'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'
'I'm in foal with Sir Roger this time.'
'I thought you were getting alternative therapy today...'
'Being the kids favourite ride in pony club does not make you 'king of the yard'!'
'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'