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'I think I'll get me a hybrid.'
'...so the Marketing Department suggested I try a slide presentation.'
'Stop! Listen to me! Size matters!!'
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'This retinal camera is great, but at the price you'd think they'd include a cup holder!'
"The atoms are burned on the outside but still ice-cold in the middle."
Tags:atom, atoms, science, scientific, scientist, scientists, professor, professors, food, foods, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, microwave, tech, technological, scientific equipment, equipment, machine, machines, machinery, burned, burning, baking, baked, baker, baked, reheating, reheat, reheated, hadron, collider, spoof, spoofs, test, testing, experiment, experiments
'Uhhh... sorry Lincoln, this table is for equipment managers for the sports teams. I don't think cheerleading counts as a sport... yeesh, what a nerd.'
'At this time, I'd like to point out some of the safety features and emergency exits that our craft is equipped with...'
"Where's the business end of this thing?"
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For days when students are simply out of control, teachers at Callaway Junior High are equipped with ejection seats and parachutes.
A flight attendant reads a magazine on the jump seat and there is a bullwhip above her head.
'Three words, Corporal: 'Advanced military technology',,, Relax,'
Tags:hoover, hoovers, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, unplug, unplugs, plug, plugs, socket, sockets, electric, electrics, electricity, power, powers, warning, warnings, warn, warns, advanced, equipment, defense, defence, system, systems, corporal, corporals, missile, missiles, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Peak Mountain Climbing Equipment.
"I got hot."
Tags:fire, fires, fireman, firemen, firefighter, firefighters, fighting fire, fighting fires, heat, warm, dangerous, danger, safety, safe, protect, protection, fire safety, hose, unsafe, workplace safety, protective gear, gear, equipment, protective equipment, underwear, pants, helmet, helmets, bad clothing choices, clothing choices
Medical Equipment profit chart.
'Yep, it's just what I suspected: You've sprung a leak in the main corporate coffee supply line!'
"I know we said we'd get you a laptop,but this will have to do until business improves."
"Why am I being trained on obsolete equipment?"
'Our school computers are a month old. How can we become competitive in our job market if we're being trained on obsolete equipment?'
'What's that?' - 'It's in case we have a power failure.'
"Maybe it would be easier if I just put a stake where it IS safe to dig!"
'How do you want to remove the tooth?'
'Obsolete: Any state of the art equipment you bought last year for $250,000.'
'Now you know where you left your tools.'
'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'
The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.